Email Spammers

EMAIL SPAMMERS
By John Ross Harvey


I’ve had probably 4 Russian wives per day
12 Singles that want to meet me weekly
42 Viagra pills real cheap a month
6 Nigerian dictators a month
12 Google money laundering scams a week
6 Importing companies a month
And this doesn’t count the people I don’t know
That want to follow me on Twitter
If we have no communication beforehand, then
You don’t get to follow me.
That’s just my personal email
It’s almost doubled with work’s email
Does it make sense that I’m reading
SPANISH FLY by William Ferguson
It’s about the dirty thirties and seasoned hustlers
Always out to make a quick buck
By convincing others to part with their money
On the chance of winning big
In games like 3 card Monte
Perhaps it does.
Scammers are often also Scum.