Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Mobile Snowbanks

By John Ross Harvey

Yet another lovely winter storm today.
Yet more increase in the population of the
Three Forces Of Evil
Mobile Snowbanks et al.
What most of these brainless individuals
Do not realize
Is that by Heating up their vehicle
That is covered with a mountaintop of snow
They are too lazy to remove
Is that in doing so, it creates a layer of water
Which most smart people know
Flows rather quickly
So these losers, of which I’ve seen
More today than digits on my hand and feet
Lose their load of un-cleared roof snow
Directly into their windshield
AS THEY ARE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only did it happen,
The completely Impaired idiots
KEPT ON GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How anyone with any brain cells
Can think this is a safe practice
Is beyond human comprehension
Nobody with a brain is that STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So if you are one of these losers
WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!