Friday, April 23, 2010

The Fashion Police

Today they are ridiculing Amanda Seyfried
For wearing a certain dress backwards

Which is rediculous because a day or so earlier
They thought it was hot and sexy, because of the zipper. not the original article, but they still like it here.
and here

Clearly they had too much at 4/20 4:20pm

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Getting on Oprah's show or her Network OWN

So far two courses of action. Promoting road safety with my driver's manual, and signing up for her new network to fulfil a lifelong dream.

Yes, her new network OWN, aka Oprah Winfrey Netork.

My dream is to race professionally, so a workable solution to that dream is to race at Indy 500, as anyone is allowed to, all must attend Indy rookie training school, which I would have to, I plan to pass and compete, should Oprah allow me that opportunity.

So either she has me on her show to promote road safety with my book,
Or she gives me the Indy 500 dream.

For her sake, the book showcase is cheaper to grant, and will pay me more in the end,
provided her viewers buy it.

The Indy 500, noone will care about me or how I got there, after the race is over, unless I won. Not that I won't be trying, but it will be tough for someone my age.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Two Things

1. I want to be on Oprah, with any of my books. Her show will end, and I'm thinking I need a countdown, it worked for Dave Letterman, it worked for Ellen Degeneres, it could work for me. Clearly she enjoys people wanting to meet her in this fashion, so I will try it out.

2. If Twitter has paying advertisers to pay us to tweet, sign me on. As a current user of thirteen twitter accounts, you can see how useful that could be to any advertiser. Obviously I'm picky on what I'd promote, so anything that promotes road safety, or drinking tea, or loving meat, would work. Are you reading this Tim Horton's? I love Tim Horton's tea. You can pay me to tweet that.