1. I want to be on Oprah, with any of my books. Her show will end, and I'm thinking I need a countdown, it worked for Dave Letterman, it worked for Ellen Degeneres, it could work for me. Clearly she enjoys people wanting to meet her in this fashion, so I will try it out.
2. If Twitter has paying advertisers to pay us to tweet, sign me on. As a current user of thirteen twitter accounts, you can see how useful that could be to any advertiser. Obviously I'm picky on what I'd promote, so anything that promotes road safety, or drinking tea, or loving meat, would work. Are you reading this Tim Horton's? I love Tim Horton's tea. You can pay me to tweet that.