MEN NEVER WIN
By John Ross Harvey
Once a man is with a woman
He may never win again
Sure, you may win an argument or two
But she will be mad or crying, and that’s not fun.
If she can’t reach it and you can, she hates you
Even if she asked you to reach it!
If she can’t open it and you can, she swears
Even though she asked you to do it
If you watch the Discovery channel
And understand all the sci-fi stuff
She’ll just say “How do they know?”
If you forget certain days
You’re in big trouble.
Just accept what fate dealt you.
Because you still love her
Even if she punches you
When you can reach that item
That she asked you to get.