Monday, February 27, 2006

Reward Programs

Originally posted Nov. 30 2005 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com

REWARD PROGRAMS
By John Ross Harvey

How many Cards do you have?
Petro Points for Petro-Canada
Esso Extra for Esso
Air Miles for many places
HBC rewards for Bay and Zellers
Rogers VIP for the Video store
What do they give you?
For every $20 you get an Air Mile
To go to Montreal I need about $5000
What do I get besides Lottery Tickets at
Esso and PetroCanada?
I sure don’t get free gas!
Honestly I think it’s an excuse to create a company
That does absolutely nothing
How many people cash in?
A few lottery tickets yes, anything else, no.
Someday other people will clue in
Better start cashing soon!

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