THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE
By John Ross Harvey
New and Improved:
If improved, it was old, cannot be New.
Continue to End this Conversation:
Sure seems that way with an Over-talker
Logically one can assume this is wrong
But when an as-built has already been issued
What do you call the update?
Limited Lifetime Warranty:
My lifetime’s limited so you better give me a new one!
Central Intelligence Agency:
Intelligence may come form several sources,
But certainly not from the centre of the Agency.
Yoplait Creamy Commercials:
Have you seen them?!