Thursday, March 09, 2006

Things That Don't Make Sense

By John Ross Harvey

New and Improved:
If improved, it was old, cannot be New.
Continue to End this Conversation:
Sure seems that way with an Over-talker
Revised As-built:
Logically one can assume this is wrong
But when an as-built has already been issued
What do you call the update?
Limited Lifetime Warranty:
My lifetime’s limited so you better give me a new one!
Central Intelligence Agency:
Intelligence may come form several sources,
But certainly not from the centre of the Agency.
Yoplait Creamy Commercials:
Have you seen them?!

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