Starbucks - No Drive Throughs

STARBUCKS-NO DRIVE THROUGHS
By John Ross Harvey

Have you ever noticed
That Starbucks has no drive-throughs?
They intentionally expect you to be walking
It is not a park and go coffee shop
But that’s what people do
Park and Go
Park illegally and Go if they’re lucky enough
To not get a parking ticket
Because there is no legal parking at Starbucks
There is no drive-through at Starbucks
Because understanding their coffee ordering language
Means you need 10 minutes for 1 drink
Just to order it
Never mind if you’re getting more than one
Starbucks
Serving illegally parked people in your neighbourhood
Since we expanded into the Canadian marketplaceOne Café Latte Wet Grande Mocha Cappuccino Espresso Columbian to go