ADVIL

Originally posted July 23, 2005 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com

ADVIL
By John Ross Harvey

As a kid, most of use used Bayer Aspirin for headaches.
It was really good in Orange flavour.
Then as you got older Tylenol hit the market.
1 Tylenol could do what 2 Aspirin could.
Then you developed migraines.
2 Tylenol barely cut it.
Then it was 2 Extra Strength Tylenol.
Now its Advil, 1 is usually enough.
But if it hurts real bad take 2.
So 1 Advil is 2 double strength Tylenol that is 4 times an Aspirin.
Each Advil is 8 Aspirins.
2 Advil is normal for a migraine. That’s 16 Aspirins.
So I guess all the kids in school were right.
I am a druggie.