Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Don't Quit Your Day Job

By John Ross Harvey

You’ve heard the expression
When you watch American Idol you know what it means.
Not many mechanics can sing.
But I have a particular request of people
That re-wires their taillights on their cars.
Hire an Electrician!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More often than not while driving on the highways
At night, in the rain, or snow, or fog
Many motorists have decided they know
How to wire their own taillights.
When they brake, they turn off
Or the reverse lights come on
Or the high mount brake light turns off!
The only saving grace they have is they actually used the switch.
Don’t re-wire your taillights
You obviously cannot do it.
It’s not your day job.

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