Monday, February 20, 2006

Fire Lanes

FIRE LANES
By John Ross Harvey

It should be common knowledge
To know how to read
Especially signs like
“TOW AWAY ZONE” or
“FIRE LANE”
$750 fine for parking in these areas.
But, no, idiots still ignore signs
And park in front of the door
To the grocery store
When 100 other open spaces
Are available to park in.
Woodbridge Dominion shoppers take note!
This is 100% Ignorance
It is 100% Arrogance
It is 100% Stupidity
300% x $750 is $2250
Fork it over
DO NOT PARK IN FIRE LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn to read
Prevent Stupidity Today

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