By John Ross Harvey
Remember when a commercial was better than TV?
Many years ago as a youth
I looked forward to Bartles & James commercials
Two old guys on a porch
Describing their wine cooler
In a monotone delivery
They were priceless.
Now my kids have the same reaction
To the new Bell commercials
With Frank & Gordon; the Beavers.
They will run to the TV
Just to see Frank & Gordon
I think if they start to market
Some Frank & Gordon toys
Bell could make a killing on sales from these.
My kids would love them.