Sunday, February 05, 2006

Movie Posters

Originally posted Sept. 23, 2005 at

By John Ross Harvey

Just once when I see a movie poster
I’d like to see the correct person under his or her own name
Every poster I’ve seen with 3 people on it
Has 2 of them with the names switched
Most recently advertising its new DVD was Sahara
Steve Zahn’s name was above Penelope Cruz
Penelope’s name was above Steve, or was it Steve, who is Steve?
Batman was Jack Nicholson’s name above Michael Keaton
Pierce Brosnan’s name may have been above Halle Berry in their Bond flick
Actor status should not dictate the banner
The picture should
But then we’re asking salespeople to design
They don’t get commission for that

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