Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Americans Vs. Canadians

By John Ross Harvey

If you believe everything you see on TV
The Americans don’t like us much
On LOST, the two individuals that were
Either suspected villains or admitted villains
Claimed they were Canadian.
If you believe the Amazing Race
Mountain Biking down a snowy hill and
Log rolling are two of our greatest National Sports
So why do the Americans hate us so much?
Is it that we have more land?
Is it that our land is actually beautiful?
Is it that we will be invaded for oil when the Middle East runs dry?
Is it that our national animal is actually funny?
Actually I think it must be the beer.
5% is just more than they can handle.

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