Friday, March 24, 2006

The Best Food

By John Ross Harvey

The best food you eat
Is from dirty appliances
Now, don’t get me wrong
I don’t mean an unwashed frying pan
Or even a pot.
I’m talking about Barbeques and Toasters.
When have you ever cleaned your toaster?
Isn’t that toast just the best thing in the morning?
Have you ever used anything but a metal brush,
To clean the grill in your barbeque?
And when you cook your meat
For the diamond pattern of black lines
What do you think causes this?
Isn’t a beautiful rare steak on the barbeque the greatest thing?
Dirty appliances, great food
We are descendants of Cavemen after all.

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