Beer Vs. Coolers

Originally posted July 28, 2005 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com

BEER VS. COOLERS
By John Ross Harvey

This seems to be an age-old question,
Beers or Coolers?
It’s usually one or the other, and rarely both.
Men for the most part, are Beer drinkers.
Women for the most part, are Cooler drinkers.
I hate Beer! It takes like dirty water.
I drink coolers, both malt and vodka varieties.
Sissy drink you say?
When’s the last time you drank a 7% beer?
Beer at it’s strongest is a whopping 5.5%
Coolers at their weakest are a pathetic 6.1%
Who’s the sissy?
Ales, Lagers, Stouts, Microbrews, whatever, beer tastes pretty much equal.
Coolers have Flavour that isn’t like dirty water.
Next time your buds offer a cooler, take it
They have a much higher alcohol tolerance than you.
Try it; you might like it, Mikey!
Where’s my Vodkice?