HATS OR WHAT?
By John Ross Harvey
Hats come in many styles and many names
Fedoras have a wide brim
Cowboy hats have a taller centre
Caps are adjustable with a visor
Toques are usually made of wool
And are not called Toboggan
Unless you’re name is Taylor
And you have grey hair
And you’re on American Idol
Beanies are smaller than your head
Unless you’re on American Idol
By the name of Ace
And call a Toque a Beanie.
Honestly where do they find these guys?