TRAFFIC ACRONYMS
By John Ross Harvey
ELB: Escape Lane Bandit
RHC: Rush Hour Cruiser
VLT: Very Large Transport
EWL: Extreme Wide Load
SGT: Strange Green Trucks
LLL: Lost Lane Losers
DDD: Directional Deficit Disorder
SPD: Snow Plow Delay
ACM: Absolute Crazed Moron
RBA: Road Blocked Ahead
TSD: Traffic Slow Down
LHM: Lane Hopping Morons
TNC: Traffic News Chopper
TJK: Transport Jack Knife
RSI: Road Sign Illiterates
CWK: Concrete Wall Kissers
ETD: Exploded Tire Debris
BGB: Broken Glass Beware
TRP: The RIDE Program
HBA: High Beam Annoyance
NLC: No Lights Charlie
MTS: Mini Tire Slowpoke
RRA: Requires Road Assistance
BDE: Battery Dead Emergency
FTF: Flat Tire Frustration
MSB: Mobile Snow Bank
DD: Defroster Dunce
WOB: Wipers Only Brigade
CUB: Cop Under Bridge
WNT: Where’s Next Timmy’s?
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