Originally posted December 11, 2005 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com
HEELYS
By John Ross Harvey
You must’ve seen these by now
Sneakers with wheels in the heels
Teens can be seen annoying us all
Riding around us like figure skaters
With less poise
There’s one small problem
STAIRS!
Obviously the inventor lives in world
Where everything is flat
Must be Christopher Columbus.
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