HOT RODS

Originally posted Aug. 12 2005 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com

HOT RODS
By John Ross Harvey

I think we’ve all noticed that cars look a little different these days.
Some street-racing movie has made people change their cars into strange objects.
They have gigantic handles so something can pick them up.
They have white-out taillights so they can brake PINK!
They have skirts on the side so it can’t manage to clear a driveway curb.
Handles, Skirts, and Pink, sounds very much like a Woman made this movie.
Then you have people that buy a pickup or SUV and make them a low rider.
Ok, so it cost you $40000 for a truck that can clear obstacles
And you just spent $40000 more so you cant clear a driveway curb.
That’s as bad as the people that buy Escalades, and Cayennes.
$30000 more for a grille that says Cadillac instead of GMC or Porsche instead of VW.