RRRROLLL UP THE RRRRIM TO WIN!
By John Ross Harvey
We all know about Tim Horton’s
Rrrrolll up the Rrrrim to Win happens periodically.
Country Style combats this with “Every coffee wins”
I am a Tea drinker, that doesn’t help
The commercials have the various prizes stalking the winners
The poor guy is running away from a Toyota Rav4
And he wins one.
If only that were true
I had a Rav4 chasing me today
With my Tim Horton’s cup in hand
But I get what I usually get instead
Please Play Again/Reessayez S.V.P.
A Rav4 would’ve been better.