Originally posted Jan. 3 2006 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com
By John Ross Harvey
I got a bizarre auto magazine for Christmas
In it were some radically different
For $6500 US you can
Fly a MIG 23, 25 or 29 with
An English-speaking Russian Test Pilot
They don’t say you’ll survive.
The other bizarre idea was
An Underwater Hotel near the Bahamas
For $1500 US a night you can sleep under
The Atlantic Ocean
What they don’t say is
How many diver voyeurs will swim over you?