ODE TO BILL ENGVALL-HERE'S YOUR SIGN
By John Ross Harvey
It shouldn't take rocket science to know simple things.
If you're friend lives in and apartment building
20 floors, 500 units
And they have that electronic call button gizmo in the lobby
Do not park in front of the building
And HONK YOUR HORN
To admit your stupidity
We all know you are
There's no need to broadcast it to the world
Get out of your car,
Which is already illegally parked
And learn how to find your friend's call button
If not
“Here's Your Sign!”
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