Thursday, June 08, 2006

The Mini Tire

THE MINI TIRE
By John Ross Harvey

Firstly, whoever invented this had one plan
Let’s see how many people crash!
Mini tires are rated for 80 km/h
For a maximum of 100km
If you’d bothered to READ IT!
So usually every day
Someone drives on a major HIGHWAY
With a MINI TIRE on
And today my commute was lengthened
By over 30 minutes
Because somebody lost a tire
On Highway 400 South
I cannot confirm that the tire was a Mini Tire
But chances are in favour that it was
How much better traffic would be
If people bothered to READ!

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