THE BIG “V”
By John Ross Harvey
To any married man
Complete with children
You know what the big “V” is
The operation required
To prevent further fatherhood.
Many that have had it discuss it
The intense agony, the pain
The need for bed rest
The giant parcel of frozen vegetables
I have one word for you whiners
When the painkillers wore off, I took 1 Advil
The frozen parcel was used for less than an hour
Though was not required
I was riding a bike and gardening within hours.
Feel free to claim I’m lying.
I am not.