Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Speaking In Code

By John Ross Harvey

At work, I have a coworker
That talks in code to me
To understand the code
You must realize we double-park our cars
And our code is regarding our location
Of our parked cars
In relation to each other.
We mutually agreed that we should
Park together so we always know
Who has to move or not.
If we are arranged in this manner
Our code is “We are good.”
If not “We are not good.”
To confirm we ask each other
“Are you good?”
If somebody else has parked to block us
“Who is good, if we are not good?”
If we know who they are
“Are they good?”
If they join the code
“They are also good.”

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