By John Ross Harvey
It’s near to Christmas and
You’re buying lots of presents
Which need to be wrapped
Do you A: get the store to wrap it?
B: get a service desk place to wrap it?
Or C: take it home and complain
That you still have to wrap it?
Usually you pick C
Because you’re losing the extra time
Needed to buy more presents
Which you definitely will need
When you get home
In order to start wrapping them.