Invasion

INVASION
By John Ross Harvey

For years people thought we would be invaded
Mostly it was thought to be by Martians
Scientific data however suggests no life on Mars
Now after the various attacks worldwide
People believe that; Terrorists will invade us
Well perhaps yes, perhaps no
I have come to the realization that
We have already been invaded
BY STUPID PEOPLE!!!!
Don’t worry; they’re easy to spot, so stay clear of
Cars with no lights in rain, fog and darkness
Cars covered in mountains of snow
Cars covered in frost
Cars that cannot signal
Cars that drive right up to parked cars in the curb lane
Cars that ignore road signs like
STOP, DO NOT BLOCK INTERSECTION, and SCHOOL ZONE
Cars that park in fire lanes
Cars that honk when a light changes
Cars that honk when traffic is stationary
Cars in parking lots that don’t let you reverse out of your space
Cars that dive into lanes, which are ending in mere seconds
Cars that turn from the wrong lane
Cars that take extra lanes when turning
Cars that sit directly behind transport trucks on a highway
Cars that brake and swerve for manholes and train tracks
Cars that turn on red lights, that were behind the white line
For some strange reason
Even stupider people allowed these morons to drive.
You have been warned.We’ve been invaded!