Thursday, March 29, 2007

Sanjaya Malakar destroys American Idol

By John Ross Harvey

Here’s this kid
Girls love him
Not a great singer
Vote for the Worst’s poster boy
Wore a ridiculous faux-hawk hairdo
While singing poorly
He’s now in the top 9
Of American Idol
This boy has single-handedly
Done what all the other networks have been praying for
Destroyed American Idol
If he makes the Top 8
Heads will start rolling
Chris Sligh was much better than him
Gina Glockson is my personal favourite
Nobody may touch the duo of Melinda and Lakisha
But the way things are going
It’ll be Haley and Sanjaya in the final.
Don’t bet on it
You might win.

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