WHAT DO YOU DRINK?
By John Ross Harvey
Before you go rhyming off x-number of beverages
There is already only 1 answer.
Crazy, I must be, says you
Out of my tree perhaps
Coffee, that many of you drink, is really
Coffee flavoured water
Tea is better tasting water in my opinion
Juice is fruit flavoured water
Milk is biologically enhanced water
Alcohol, is fermented and flavoured water
Your body is close to 90% water
Whether that water is coffee, alcohol, or juice
Or even tea, or milk
Is entirely up to you
Gatorade is electrolyte enhanced fruit flavoured water
And so is its competition
Coke and Pepsi are carbonated water with cola flavour
Just think of all the companies
And making millions at it, even billions
Makes you wish you thought of it first
Where’s a time machine when you need one?
It’s all you drink.