Over 40

OVER 40
By John Ross Harvey

Your debt-load is your age x 1000
You remember your first car had a V8
You remember Columbo
You remember the original Price Is Right girls
You remember Hee-Haw
Your hair stopped growing on your head
Your back aches
You wear sneakers, not loafers
You used to have to drive to find a Tim’s
You remember the Colonel did his own commercials
You know who the Colonel is
Your favourite bands members are over 60 or close to it
You remember celebrities used to play sports on TV, now they dance
You remember Howard Cosell
You remember TV aerials
You remember TV converters with a wire and huge buttons
You remember Black & White TV
You remember McDonald’s wasn’t a once a week choice
You remember the Buffalo Zoo
You try to forget your old