HOW MANY NICKNAMES DO YOU HAVE?
By John Ross Harvey
There are the obvious John nicknames
Downstairs John, Johnny Blue Eyes, Spanish Johnny, Johnny Baby
There are the obvious Harvey nicknames
Lee Harvey Oswald aka just Oswald
Harvey Wallbanger aka just Wallbanger
Harvey’s Hamburgers…need I say more?
And John Ross is of course J.R.
The same J.R. as J.R. Ewing
So I get Ewing of course
But I had it first
But narrowly missing out on the whole celeb deal
Because NBC didn’t feel like airing my audition
For Last Comic Standing
I could have gone with a celeb name
John Ross could have become JRo
Maybe then Google could find this blog for a change