By John Ross Harvey
Let’s face it
Dashboards are shelves
Just look at any company trucks
The dashboards are full of maps, tickets, letters, and junk
In a very frantic stopping maneuver
This is likely a bad thing
Papers flying everywhere!
My own dashboard is full of junk too
My broken radio antenna (or Aerial),
My recently broken wiper blade,
Many parking lot stubs,
And a Dr. Doom Figurine my kids gave me.
Dr. Doom is the greatest misunderstood comic villain
He fits between the glass and the dashboard
Right in front of my steering wheel
None of these items have flown off yet
But it’s probably not going to be pretty if they do
Perhaps I should clean my dashboard?
Before I get decapitated
What’s on your dashboard?