SMART CARS VOLUME II
By John Ross Harvey
You’ve seen them,
Little golf-cart sized 2 seaters
What’s SMART about them
In accident, you will lose
Good on gas fine
Semi-affordable, if you have a semi-decent income, fine
Gonna lose in a fender bender
Not so fine
There’s just a bumper, you and the bumper
Chances are if you hit someone else’s
Their bumper will go past the one that’s behind you.
So I ask you
Why call them SMART?
Subcompact Motorized Auto Reduced to Trash