WARNINGS AND LABELS
By John Ross Harvey
Soup Mix: Pour in contents and reduce heat……..to what??????
Microwave dinners: Be careful, it’s hot!……Not before I cook it!
Soft drink cans: Lift and pull back tab………Is this for the rocket scientists?
Candy bars: May contain traces of nuts……..It does or does not? Answer the question!
Pillows: Removing tag is a federal offense….The secret agency of pillow enforcement or SAPE
That’s almost as funny as Johnny Fever on WKRP’s Phone cops.
Cardboard boxed food: Open other end…….Finally a sense of humour!
Ice Cream: Keep Frozen…………………….Then its just Cream, not Ice
Scented Candles: Contains essential oils…….PCP???? Hash????
Dashboard of new vehicles: Caution-Air Bag….Children in the back seat, you Unfit Parent!
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