FRANK & GORDON
By John Ross Harvey
Bell Canada in their Ultimate wisdom
Have opted to promote the Olympics
With a pair of beavers
Frank & Gordon
They line up for auditions
They have their audition
They get the gig
They have a website
Now they want a day
I say, give it to them
Beavers deserve a day as they work
Groundhogs just stop by
Raccoons topple garbage cans
Pigeons use your car for target practice
But Beavers are in a blockbuster movie
Lion, Witch, & the Wardrobe.
But that wasn’t Frank & Gordon.
Sign up, help them out.
It won’t work; we still don’t have a day off in June
Labatt couldn’t make that happen
National Beer Day didn’t sit well
Maybe National Beaver Day would? Or wood?