Star Trek

Originally posted July 26, 2005 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com

STAR TREK
By John Ross Harvey

Who here likes Star Trek?
If you like Kirk, you’re a Trekkie
If you like Picard, you’re a Trekker
So I’m a Trekkie Trekker
Can anyone do the Vulcan salute? (show hand)
I’m Bilingual Vulcan (both hands)
I haven’t mastered the Neck Pinch (grabs neck)
If Kirk has an away team he brings Spock, Bones, and a Red Shirt.
You know, the guy who’s gonna die!
That leaves Scotty, Chekov, and Sulu in command.
The Japanese know warfare, that’s good.
The Russians know warfare, if the equipment is 30 years older.
The Scots, just paint his face blue, and wear a kilt,
Ain’t nobody gonna attack this ship! (use Scottish accent)
Now, Picard wears a Red Shirt. Isn’t that wrong?
He’ll bring Riker and Geordi on an away mission. That leaves Data in charge.
Why would he bring the ship’s repairman?
How many ships is he gonna repair on the planet?
Can you really Trust an Android?
Think about it.
Hey, Klingon wants to die in battle, I can’t die, let’s kill everyone!