Friday, February 10, 2006


Originally posted Aug.2 2005 at

By John Ross Harvey

First of all, how many Mafia dons are here?
Great none.
How many mafia hit men are here?
Great 100. OK. If you wouldn’t mind leaving for about 3 minutes.
Are they gone yet?
What is the business of the Mafia?
Protection money.
What is protection money?
What do you hate paying for?
What are the richest companies?
Where else do you pay for something you may never need?
And when you need it, end up paying more.
Insurance is a rip-off.
Especially car insurance.
I hear a few cheers there.
Bloodsucking vampires.
The world would be a better place without Insurance.
Just don’t tell them that, or you may be wearing concrete shoes.

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