Stephen Segal Movies

Originally posted Sept. 1 2005 at www.threeforcesofevil.typepad.com

STEPHEN SEGAL MOVIES
By John Ross Harvey

Ever wonder why Stephen Segal movies sound the same?
Above The Law
Marked For Death
Under Siege
Three syllables in practically all his movies
The limit of his lines in the movies.
But how about some more potential Stephen Segal titles?
I Can’t Act
I Made Millions
I Fight Good
I Talk Weird
My Fists Hurt
About That Raise
I Aint Sly
My Arm Hurts
My Leg Broke
See My Shoe
Eat My Ring
Break Your Tooth
Hi I’m Steve
Steve Segal
This could go on forever, if you want more I’ll post Volume II, and even III.