Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Vicious Circle

By John Ross Harvey

You cannot have this job without Experience
You cannot get Experience without a Job.
You cannot have your Cake and eat it too.
Why not?
What comes around goes around.
Are they sure about that?
Opposites attract.
Maybe in magnetism but life it tends to be the opposite.
Your warranty will expire the day before you need it.
I got lucky and needed it the day before it expired once.
Beggars can’t be choosers.
It’s not like begging is a choice, now is it?
The bigger they are the harder they fall.
But they’re still darn hard to knock down though aren’t they?
To have a car you must have insurance.
To have car insurance you must have a car.
Somewhere in there you’re driving illegally.
Computers go down in price
Everything else goes up.
Gas goes up as soon as you buy it.
Ain’t that the truth?

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