PDF

PDF
By John Ross Harvey

You know what it is but what could it stand for?
Public Document File
Pretty Darned Fast
Positively Darned Frustrating
Printer Diseased File
Of all the documents I’ve ever worked with
Pdfs have to be the most problematic
If it looks good on the screen
And you send it to a printer
The printer will probably not like it
And you hold the queue up for the office
Making people mad at you
Because their file is held up
Except they are printing Pdfs too
And they hold it up after yours is purged.
Print Document File
Purge Damaged File
Program Disaster Fiasco