By John Ross Harvey
No doubt you’ve been witness to
Several individuals, which appear to
Have lost all ability to think, read or do math.
Toronto and area drivers.
People that turn left, and take 2 lanes to the right:
“Two lanes at once, proof they’re a dunce!”
People that block Intersections, just because their light is green:
“Can’t cross it, don’t block it!”
“Don’t fit? Don’t be a twit!”
“Block an Intersection? Brain does not function!”
“If you can’t go; don’t go!”
People that wait until last moment for a lane change:
“Directional Deficit Disorder Dunce”
“Lost Lane Loser”
“Merge Late Moron”
People that dive between parked cars to pass traffic:
“Pathetic Parked Car Passing Putzes”
I write this now as the TTC is on Strike, and
More “drivers” will grace our streets to annoy us to death.
Please don’t be one of them.