By John Ross Harvey
As it is now May 2 4
A few days after the May 2 4 weekend
Which almost never happens on May 2 4
But is affectionately called that
By Canadians as they
Generally consume a 2 4 of beer
So they can enjoy the fireworks
While their lawn chair collapses
So I ask this:
What happens to the fireworks?
They blow up in the air but
The stuff is falling!
Where does it land?
In somebody’s 2 4