Thursday, May 17, 2007

Brain Disorder

By John Ross Harvey

My sister-in-law has told me
That there is a brain disorder
Related to how people sleep at night.
It’s called RLS
Restless Leg Syndrome
You feel yourself losing consciousness
And your legs move frantically
Or just your feet
But it’s somewhat uncontrollable
I even have it when I’m just slightly tired
Like when I have very little to do at work
Or I sit in my living room chair
But I think it’s because
The Ottoman is higher
And my blood circulation is cut
Due to my legs being elevated
By the Ottoman
Aside from messing up the covers
What does this disorder mean?
Now we have proof
That I really am nuts!

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