HOW COOL IS THE INITIAL “J”?
ODE TO LARRY FEDORUK
By John Ross Harvey
All you really need to be cool
Is to have a “J” in your name initials
RJ, TJ, PJ, BJ, or even
JP, JT, JD, and JK
AJ, CJ, DJ, now that’s cool
VJ, sounds like a golfer
MJ, Spiderman’s girlfriend, or is it his wife?
LJ, KJ, or OJ, perhaps not
JB, JC, JF, JG, JH, sounds familiar
JL, JLo, JM, I feel like having a Hotdog now
JO, JR, hey that’s me
JV could’ve been an F1 driver
Oh yeah, he already was
JZ sounds like a Rapper
So listen to a DJ playing JZ, watch a VJ, have some OJ
And tell them JR said so
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