Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Canadian Espionage

By John Ross Harvey

I just heard on the radio
That the American military
Created several documents
On possible espionage
By Canadians
Do you want to know what it was?
The Poppy Quarter
The quarter with a red poppy in the centre
Coated with a protective film
To prevent the red from flaking off
Was believed to be,
Get this….
Nanotechnology for use in espionage
Now I know they’re not that bright
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron
That’s ridiculously stupid
I’m lucky I was at a stoplight
Or I may have crashed into someone

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