By John Ross Harvey
People are obsessed with game shows
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Deal or No Deal?
Canadians watch these shows
When it’s popular enough
They make a Canadian version
For Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
It was one episode
They had a phone in audition
Answer 5 questions and you’re in
To be on the show
I answered 4
I knew more than the guy who won $64,000
I was a bit upset
Deal or No Deal decided to do a Canadian version
Except it was about 7 episodes over 5 weeks
Well with the internet
Auditions were a long winded 26 page biography of yourself
I was almost ready to sign up
But as interesting as my life is to me
I don’t need them knowing it all.
I chose No deal
I still don’t have that Million