Thursday, May 20, 2010

Cheap DNA Test

Take the kid in question
Ask them to do a #2 in the toilet
Once they've succeeded
Do not flush
Leave it coating the bowl walls
Then
Ask the suspected father
To do a #1 against the bowl
If his #1 removes their #2
They're related
I just saved you $1000's of dollars
On a DNA test

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